My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
taquito mask and sailor macaroon
Everybody can go home now.
hands up for open faced Chow Chows! an open face, not crowded by extra folds of skin with eyes free of entropion, is a happy face!
"The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over" by John Collier
How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.
I’m 100% sure it was just George
First of all fuck you
they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry
If you think your life sucks always remember that Hallucigenia went extinct, was discovered by humans half a billion years later, was read upside-down, and a gas bubble - probably released from its anus when it was crushed by sediment - was interpreted as a weird bulbous…
Happy Birthday Jim Henson!