haave-you-met-ted:

adrians:

dad was walking around the house in briefs and my brother said “dad I can see more of you than I want to see” to which my 54 year old mother found it necessary to respond “he’s hung like a horse” and whilst we were voicing our disgust by screaming my dad crept up behind my brother, leaned in close to his ear and whispered “neigh”

oh my fucking god

(via silverpond)


maythefoxbewithyou:

maythefoxbewithyou:

He took a drink of my lemonade and then got mad because it was sour. Took it out on me!

This post. This post is Vader’s legacy.

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

misterhayden:

Twitter // Gumroad // Website

(Source: lemonheadandlollipup, via killbenedictcumberbatch)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via tassietyger)

witnesstheabsurd:

[ROSE FROM A DISTANT STAR]

witnesstheabsurd:

[ROSE FROM A DISTANT STAR]

live-fromhell:

Just What I Am//Kid Cudi

live-fromhell:

Just What I Am//Kid Cudi

(via thesoftghetto)

bitchesaloud:

bitchesaloud:

(Source: foodfinisher, via the-pietriarchy)

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red-lipstick:

Marta Klonowska (b. 1964, Warsaw, Poland) - Animal sculptures made from shattered glass pieces. Represented by: Lorch + Seide Gallery.

(Source: lorch-seidel.de, via yawgmotth)


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