roadkill is pretty, too.

sensitivefilipino:

triye:

Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart

officialsalad:

omg aquaman is lame as fuck

retrogasm:

Zappa

why is he my idol

if i were a gay man 

i would be a top, never a bottom.

i would be hairy and manly.

i would beat the fuck out of twinks.

deadundergr0und:

the precise expression of pain

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo

omg these things.

i remember they would pop and whatever fuck was in them would get EVERYWHERE FOEVER

(Source: checks)

howdomermaidsfuck:

this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

“sister, that’s fashion”

and just walked away

what’s this wawa brand diet peach tea? REPRESENT

why are you commenting on my shit 

i fucking hate you you sorry sack of wasted nuclei.
n o b o d y c a r e s a b o u t y o u o r y o u r o p i n i o n s
go back to WoW and stop pretending you’e not a creepy basement dweller.

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