spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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(via 1nkweaver)


earthlynation:

(via 500px / Mama’s Tail 2 by Guido Wacker)

earthlynation:

(via 500px / Mama’s Tail 2 by Guido Wacker)

(via koryos)

sailormoonartzine:

deebree:

taquito mask and sailor macaroon

Everybody can go home now.

sailormoonartzine:

deebree:

taquito mask and sailor macaroon

Everybody can go home now.

(via nisesocks)

feliscanis:

hands up for open faced Chow Chows! an open face, not crowded by extra folds of skin with eyes free of entropion, is a happy face!

feliscanis:

hands up for open faced Chow Chows! an open face, not crowded by extra folds of skin with eyes free of entropion, is a happy face!

(via perfectdogs)

greengerg:

"The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over" by John Collier

greengerg:

"The Devil Skating When Hell Freezes Over" by John Collier

(Source: blackpaint20, via 1nkweaver)

consultingmoosecaptain:

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

First of all fuck you

(Source: beatricxkiddo, via ristia-amore)


fartgallery:

they say milk helps babies grow but ive poured 3 cartons of it over this baby and so far all it has done is cry

(via the-pietriarchy)


http://fetalpile.tumblr.com/post/99334678397/bogleech-if-you-think-your-life-sucks-always

bogleech:

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If you think your life sucks always remember that Hallucigenia went extinct, was discovered by humans half a billion years later, was read upside-down, and a gas bubble - probably released from its anus when it was crushed by sediment - was interpreted as a weird bulbous…

creature-features:

Happy Birthday Jim Henson!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’
I’M SANGIN’ 
ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS
THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT
SERFBORT
SERFBORT
GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD
GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BOY I’M DRANKIN’

I’M SANGIN’

ON THE MIC TO MY BOY TOYS

THEN I FILL THE TUB UP HALFWAY THEN RIDE IT WITH MY SERFBORT

SERFBORT

SERFBORT

GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD

GRAININ’ GRAININ’ ON THAT WOOD


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